here are some funny jokes.


1) A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" The startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."


2) A Blonde climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

3) A blonde and her boyfriend were driving in a car past a cornfield listening to the radio. The dj had just finished telling a blonde joke, the blonde saidL "I hate how people make fun of blondes." Just then they passed a blonde canoeing in the cornfield, the blonde in the car says: "You see, it's blondes like that, that give us blondes a bad name," she continues, "If I could swim I'd go out there and drown her!"

4) A blonde, brunette and redhead all decide to participate in the swimming of the English channel.
They all decided to do the same stroke as it would be fair and they should all finish at the same time. Not wanting to lose energy quickly, they chose breast stroke. They all started and a few hours later, the brunette arrives on land, tired.
The next one to complete it, was the redhead, a couple of hours behind the brunette.
Lastly, 6 hours after the brunette had arrived, the blonde clambers on shore, absolutely exhausted.
When the TV crew arrived, they asked her why she took so long, she replied: "Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other two were using their arms."

5)A blond, red head and a brunette were walking down the street when the cops ran after them. They jumped into a sack of potatoes and the cops said: "Who's there?" The red said "Meow!" So he thought it was a cat, so he left. Another cop came and said: "Who's there?" and the brunette said: "Roo roo!" So he thought it was a dog, so he left. Another cop came and said: "Who's there?" and the blonde said: "Potatoes!" So the cops got them.

6)A blonde, red head, and a brunette where driving in a convertible when the car went off a cliff and landed in a river. The red hed and brunette swam on shore and waited for the blonde. After a few moments they where beginning to worry. Then finally the blonde came to the shore. They asked, "What took you do long" the blonde repiled: "I couldn't get the door open."

7)What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath!

8)There was a blonde who was one day praying to god this is what she said: "God can you please let me win the lottery? If I don't I'll lose my car and my house." She didn't win the lottery.
She prayed again and said: "God I lost my car and I don't want to lose my house, so please let me win the lottery."
She didn't win the lottery and lost her house.
Once again she prayed but in the middle of her prayer a really bad thunderstorm came. God appeared out of the sky. So the blonde said: "God why haven't you been letting me win the lottery?" God replied: "Well you at least have to help out and buy a ticket!"

9)A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said: "Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"

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